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Long flexible tube
Long flexible tube
tfw you can’t get a divorce because you can’t exit vim
DIVORCE
/s
My ASDV professor has two moods:
He either names variables like this post,
Or he names variables pp
(for pointer pointer)
“Throw a bunch of stupid animations in there so it looks like a powerpoint presentation made by a 13 year old”
Name your child Segmentation fault
C/C++ be like:
Segmentation fault. You figure it out, bitch
publ;c class customer_data {
Universal Windows Platform apps: sweats nervously
Honestly, screw apps that do this. It’s pathetic.
“Most favorable review” 🤣
Yeah, that’s true. You don’t want to know how many times I’ve messaged someone on an arguably better platform only for them to say, “I prefer text”. It’s annoying…
if (vehicle.getSpeed() >= 200) {
vehicle.respondToBrakes = false;
}
Heh, that’s kind of funny
Integer overflow? Seems kinda unlikely but just throwing possiblities out there…
Oh really? Well, I stand corrected then, nevermind
Solution is simple; don’t use Google I use a SearXNG instance 🙃