Probably a Wasgij! They’re awesome! Sometimes it’s like you described, sometimes the box cover is people reacting to the scene you have to put together in the puzzle, sometimes you uncover a mystery. I have like 10 of these, they’re my favorite vacation pastime if I’m not traveling or something.

I stopped ordering from these apps because I got tired of watching the driver take my food on a tour of my city and having it arrive cold and wrong.

The last time I went to pick up my food from a restaurant I saw a dasher standing outside a restaurant staring at his phone with food in his hand, I went inside and while I was waiting the dude came back in, dropped the food and asked for another order because the one he took wasn’t tipping.

Fuck this system and fuck these apps, pick up your own food (if you can).

You’re literally whining about stealing in the two next comments.

Tonee?

Here’s my guess: this is a prison warden thanking his inmates for the slave labor that helped his investors profit off of the prison industrial complex. This is fun! I like making shit up with you.

Just to play devil’s advocate; it seems like maybe an instance with a very active mod team would be another criterion to add to your list.

I didn’t know you guys still had forests left to burn.

It’s been a while since I was actually surprised by a post. There you have it.

I go to live shows and buy merch literally every week. I generally support artists directly whenever possible. I don’t need to give these giant corpos money while pretending more than pennies go to the artists.

Shit, the week after for me.

Then, respectfully, we have nothing to go on other than whoever made this meme has never known the touch of a woman.

I’ve dated both and guess what? A nice looking woman without tattoos can make you just as miserable as one covered in tattoos. It’s almost like you shouldn’t base your whole selection process on appearances.