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7 months agoIf every sneeze was a brain damage dice roll, I bet we’d see this kind of post about sneezing indeed
If every sneeze was a brain damage dice roll, I bet we’d see this kind of post about sneezing indeed
Which would only make sense if every human body processed every molecule ingested in the exact same way
“Why are you eating that ice cream?”
“Because I enjoy it”
“your justification for eating that ice cream also fits well for why Ed Kemper murdered and dismembered his mother and other people”
^ this is not pointing out a mistake in a comment, this is insane.
I just noticed how much you committed to the bit too, with the repeated comments. Amazing work
Not sure people are getting the joke here
Well goddamn it. I was just having this convo on another thread. My main point: don’t spread lies especially when there is SO MUCH real shit to laugh at them for…
Edited from my other comments elsewhere:
JD is a creepy weirdo, but the couch story was made up.
I fucking hate it when people feel the need to make up stuff about someone who already has plenty of real red flags that need attention.
Yes it’s funny, and it’s working in the short term. But any lie, once uncovered, makes it so much easier for even the worst positions to be defended. ‘See, they have to make shit up about us, they have nothing’. Bam, now even all the other factual points are discredited in the eyes of many people who may have been on the fence.
You know the whole ‘fake news’ thing being thrown around a lot by one side in particular? It doesn’t seem like a good idea to give them more examples they can correctly point to when they want to discredit you and anything else you say.
Keep calling them weird, keep having fun with it. It’s fucking great. But use the real shit. There’s so much