PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages
You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache
PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages
You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache
My computer is lit up orange except for the cpu cooler. Those lights are set to blue for better cooling
Real men test in prod
Reaaal men of geeenius
const…ish
Code whisperer
(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)
The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together
Still mad about this one
Final space was so good. Cartoon Expanse
Predefined queries that you can interact with like another table more or less
Its just slowly becoming more mexican
My chimney has never been swept
Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.
You decide
Haha jellyfin go brrrrrrr
Yeah i’ve heard good things about it recently. I’ve always liked how easy curl can be in php.
Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but
Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?