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Virus definitions?
Virus definitions?
Hell yeah, a medical bill! Fuckin’ love throwing excessive amounts of money at basic human needs.
I’m planning to get myself new tires when my birthday comes later this year 🙃
At least 6 is the standard now for IT in general.
I’m allergic to dogs and don’t drink, bad recruiter, shoo! Shoo! spray bottle noises
Ew. I’m not entering account credentials on anything I don’t own (ie, at work to see a tutorial on something I need to learn).
Any (enterprise grade) equipment not capable of 6 that is still in use is a ticking time bomb.
Next up, the Oxford comma; Meet the strippers, Hitler and Stalin
Meanwhile, in the US, the government paid ISPs for fiber to be ran and they just pocketed it instead.
Now we’ve got smaller companies running fiber and charging less for synchronous gigabit than you’d pay for copper 500mb down 5mb up, and ISPs are panicking a bit.
All the fiber maps have big empty zones where apartment complexes are, sadly.
Yeah, I’ve heard getting water in restaurants is weird in several countries in Europe. Sparkling water is apparently default in some places (italy I think?).
If they leave a dedicated water fountain I see no issues. You shouldn’t need employee assistance for freaking water.
Or just going to “view desktop site” for mobile browsers.
I’ve got like, 8 of the magnet part trays from going through checkout like that. So handy to have.
Any book that gets a movie or TV show seems to replace the original cover with an ad for the movie/TV show
I feel like it would turn out like many regulations do, companies just match what california requires since they’re typically more strict than the rest of the US
Any day you/your company could potentially be contacted by a 3 letter agency and/or the police to pull the data from a specific user for an investigation. “ESI request” is a term I hear on occasion.
It’s a good idea to be on good terms with your employers lawyers.
Ikr? It’s like, the perfect thing for a 12 hour period of time. I should just carry it around in my backpack (ive got the 4K blu-rays), you can’t go wrong with it. That and star wars (classics, prequels, and animated cartoons).
Just gotta beat everyone to the nearest conference room and take over the projector.
Only 12 hours? LoTR extended edition.
Oh I’m definitely glad it exists, I just wish it was NASA or somebody instead of a crazy rich dude. Even better would be the FCC going after all the ISPs who took government money for infrastructure and didn’t do it.
Yeah, but then you’re given muskrat money. Not gonna judge those with no other option though. Internet should have become a utility years ago in North America.
Nobody ever accused McTrellix of being efficient software 😆