Preachin to the choir, friend. I’d get worked up about it but I’m paid the same regardless of how upset I get.

I do one, the other senior dev does the other. We fight about it in pull requests.

I don’t have the name handy, but there’s at least one plugin for vim that shows buffer previews in a popup. I’ve got it mapped to leader-sb (for “show buffer”).

I’ve been using it a lot lately in the day job.

My experience has been it’s close but wrong often.

It shines when I am doing the same thing for 20 variables, but then I should be using a loop instead and copilot won’t go there.

There is a reason I keep refusing to take the “Lead” position. I know what I’m good at.

I’ll go along with a Friday deploy. But I ly after I have it in writing that the first time I’m opening the laptop is Monday at 8:00a. If Business is okay with that risk, tell me to mash the button.

output x+y+z+æ+the proof to P=NP.

I’m sure there’s an npm module for that.

Even as a big fat homo, and presuming I could get into that position, I don’t want to stare at my own dick all day.

Where do you think PHP stole it from?

Obviously that was Obama.

There was one years ago I had where all you needed was to type course.pass(true) into the console.

It’s a twofold scam.

One, because the person is buying new, it’s driving up sales to a bunch of “confirmed” addresses, which is an important metric for Amazon sales.

Two, the “random” destination is a second customer’s address, and the friend is being an unwitting proxy in a drop shipping scheme.

This is terrible! What half-witted shit-for-brains monkey crapped this craptacular crapfest out?! I swear to Kaballah Monster, as soon as I figure out…

git blame

…oh.

The one I hate? Your unit tests pass when run locally, and in your sandbox environment, and in dev, and in UAT, but prod? Fuck that, failing with reckless abandon.

I’ve never done anything close to the color calibration work, in part because my vision is color-deficient by default, so any tools or processes relying on my own visual acuity isn’t going to come out right.

However, I was under the impression that there existed external tools that basically did exactly what you were trying: Taking actual images of the screen in a controlled way and comparing it to physical (or at least a known-good digital) copy of that same image and outputting the “right” profile.

Is that made-up bullshit someone fed me and I never cared to verify it?

Of course not. If I’m going to gargle nuts, I require them be washed.

I knew a guy that had a roll of custom-printed “I park like a jackass” stickers. They weren’t very large – I think they were originaly labels for folders or something.

But they were on tamper-proof stickers, the kind that were metalic and broke into a bunch of tiny pieces when you tried to peel them off.

He’d slap two or three of them on the driver’s side windshield and window out of the main line of sight, but you couldn’t miss them when driving.

They’re a pain in the ass to get off. I know, because he put one on my car that said, “I lick sweaty ballsacks”.

I like the more generic “All Hat”, as in “all hat, no cowboy” because it not only captures the vehicle, but the owner too.

I did it the other day!

I was trying to pad a base64-encoded string with the proper number of = characters to get it up to a multiple of 4 because our stupid build toolchain would explode if it wasn’t.