“Hey Bob, you’ve worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we’re having? Shouldn’t take you too long. We need it done before lunch”
i hate soup
“Hey Bob, you’ve worked on the Linux kernel before, can you handle this CPU scheduler problem we’re having? Shouldn’t take you too long. We need it done before lunch”
remember to be back by 12:30 for the standup at 12:45
you should have finished eating by then
I was never able to get that working
try messing around in the accessibility settings, see if you get lucky
otherwise get a second pair of earphones and lip stim on that pair
or chew gum or get a fidget cube or ask your doctor for ritalin
Don’t stress over it. I didn’t read the entire thing either. It’s a relatively long article.
I Read the first few paragraphs and then when the ADHD kicked in I skim scrolled all the way to the bottom where “Vivaldi” caught my eye
If you want a privacy-focused web browser, use Firefox or Vivaldi.
I thought Vivaldi was also shady? Did I maybe confuse it with Opera?
looked up the tld’s again
your only choice is to get goofy
Could try .army, .red or .republican (who the fuck approved that lmao)
While drunk, I got insane cravings for cocaine and nicotine
While high, I get insane cravings for pizza and Tame Impala
Tombstone 2030-2032 Google Pacemaker
Killed 8 years from now, Google Pacemaker was an IoT pacemaker for patients with heart arrhythmia. All devices were remotely deactivated after 2 years.
that fucking call ringtone has legit caused minor anxiety problems in people
As soon as I hear it I can FEEL my adrenal glands start pumping
lgtm
merged
it’s so rough learning this by accident
blow compressed air into random openings until you see it move a little or just violently rattle the monitor until it falls out
Might be a federation glitch
Seen it happen before where someone replies the same comment to a bunch of seemingly unrelated parent comments
Or man is tweaking, who knows
Adding additional financial hurdles on people with disabilities is, in the least aggressive phrasing, “not a vibe”.
All other countries without sideloading mandates
We’re as shitty as we’re legally allowed to be
- Apple
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Bench Appearo
Ever since I heard this phrase, I occasionally like to imagine someone finding out they have magical abilities because they accidentally summoned a sex swing after saying “fuck ben shapiro”
Is this like getting banned from an escape room because you brought (and used) a live grenade to solve the puzzle
(I think they have a strict no-grenades-from-home policy, usually)